1. What homework??? Suits with a blur face and at the same time, scratch your head. Works 18%
2. My dog ate it! I forced it to puke but it wouldn't listen. In the end, I killed it. I've sent my dog for a diagnosis and soon it will be operated. My homework should be on your desk by next month. Works 3%
3. My baby sister ate it. She got angry because I ate her cupcakes. Works 2%
4. You are getting sleeeeeepy. When I click my fingers you will think you are a chicken. *click* Will never work and amazingly, you would receive a free slap on your face!
5. On the way to school a dozen aliens came rushing up to me and used their laser guns to vapourise my homework. Works 5%
6. I'm allergic to homework. Works 8%
7. We ran out of firewood so mum used it to feed the oven.
8. The police confiscated it.
9. My dad used it as toilet paper.
10. I'm offically Anti-homeworkism so it's against my religion.
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